Posted 1 hour ago

urls-like-this:

darrynek:

i-hate-urls-like-this

excuse u

(HAHAHAHA YOU SAID YOU “HATE URLS-LIKE-THIS”

SO I MADE A BLOG WITH THAT URL

AND ACTED OFFENDED.

I AM THE NEXT DANE COOK WATCH OUT AMERICA)

(Source: panerasexual)

Posted 4 hours ago

mylittlepony4u:

How I asked my date to Prom the other day

http://mylittlepony4u.tumblr.com/

Posted 7 hours ago

mayakern:

seasonal fashion according to me

god i hate summer

Posted 9 hours ago

pervingonkpop:

i want this in me.

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Qurl, get in line.

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Posted 12 hours ago

stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

Posted 15 hours ago

meanplastic:

180mph:

OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!

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Posted 17 hours ago

arminbutts:

"how’d you learn to read so fast?"
"anime subtitles"

(Source: bluehige)

Posted 19 hours ago

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Posted 20 hours ago

dionsaursaysrawr:

dionsaursaysrawr:

Who ever reblogs this will get a random fact from this book sent anonymously into their ask

Hey you guys should reblog it I want something to do

Posted 20 hours ago

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Posted 22 hours ago

Freaky Fusion in box

dolldork:

From the land of ebay presales:

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Bonita Femur is the cutest and has a pretty clever name (BONE-eeta Femur).

The other two, meh, I much prefer dolls with humanoid legs. But collectors will probably buy two of each- one to leave intact, and one to rebody. Well-played Mattel, well-played!

Posted 3 days ago

tsunime:

lack-lustin:

lsama:

hemorrhedge:

kisskicker:

lack-lustin:

I got a request from hear-me-rory like 5 ever ago to draw a "pretty blonde deer man trying to woo a sulky reaper” and forgot to post the sketch so since I felt bad I decided to quickly paint it and make it look nicer but it’s still p shitty


what’s even worse is I GOOFED and made him brunette when he should have been blonde

OH WELL I hope they like it all the same if they see

dare you to write a fic

Oh my god look how well you organized the valuesssssssss yessssssssssssssss

i want this ship to workout

I…I can’ touch you." His voice was an odd thing, the slow, sombre toll of a bell in a belfry, high above graveyards. It scared most.

It did not scare this thing - this thing that even he could admit was beautiful in the way only nature can be.

If I touch you, you’ll wither. You’ll die." That seemed a terrible fate for something so alive.

But this not quite man, yet eternally not animal merely smiled, inching closer and closer - as if he were the one approaching a scared animal, and not the other way around. “You won’t. I surely would not die from your touch. You don’t always *do* what you are, you know.”

And how strange it seemed, to think such a thing to be true, but no, no. He knew better. Everything he touched died. All things, great and small, whether the towering trees or the tiny spider hiding amongst its leaves…they all succumbed.

But when the beastman reached, sun-dark fingers(the color of healthy bark, he might later learn) touching the unforgiving black of his robes? He did not crumble, did not age.

Eyes as green as good grass had watched - had perhaps even feared the possible outcome of his own death…but when he felt not a stir, not a wither?

The generous bow of his mouth started to climb and curl, settling into a smile that looked right at home on his handsome face.

See?” he murmured low and slow, leaning in towards the perpetual smile that skulls tended to wear. “You can’t hurt me. You do’t kill everything you touch. They’re all dead already, just waiting for you to arrive. You, solid, strong, and always everpresent.

And Death decided, upon his first kiss, that if this was what Heaven felt like, then maybe being dead wasn’t so bad after all.

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OH MY GOD THAT WAS BEAUTIFULLL!!!!???

BOTH WRITTEN AND VISUAL ART COMING TOGETHER LIKE POETRY MAKES MY HEART BURST MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

Posted 3 days ago

redeyedandmerciless:

Color me Candied

Doll: Ghoulia Yelps

Posted 3 days ago

hatsooneymiku:

I can’t believe Lady Gaga is Hatsune Miku’s closing act

Posted 3 days ago